Also, Happy Columbus Day (whatever that means), Americans! And Happy Monday to everybody else.
There’s really only one way to celebrate Thanksgiving/Columbus Day/Monday and that’s with a heaping serving of Wanda’s special 7,000-calorie macaroni salad! Yes, Memaw Ruth (see below) told us to stay away from greens, but I’m sure she would be okay with this “instant diabetes in a bowl.” Besides, all of the sugar, condensed milk, mayo and vinegar probably sucks all the nutritional value out of the vegetables.
Wanda’s recipe is almost perfect. When I make this tonight, I’m going to cover it in 8 cups of cheese, throw it in my Fry Daddy and serve it with a glass of butter juice. The Paula Deen way!