Charlize Out, St. Angie In

October 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Charlize Theron has quit the movie The Tourist for whatever reason, and now St. Angie is in talks to take her place. Sam Worthington, the hot piece from Terminator: Salvation, has already signed on to play the dude lead.

The Tourist is an American remake of the French movie about some tourist-type who goes undercover to trap her ex-lovah who might be some kind of criminal mastermind. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Yes, so this is another movie that will be 90-minutes of St. Angie shooting, puckering, shooting, puckering, shooting, puckering, etc.. etc… I’m sure they’ll throw in a scene of St. Angie getting out of the tub while throwing a side-eye. St. Angie puts the “ill” in thriller.

If you can’t wait for this shit to come out, just pop in Wanted into your DVD player, put it on “French Dubs,” and there you go! The same damn thing.

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