Yesterday, a rumor went around the internets that Amy Wino prodded and pumped up her tittays from a 32B to a 32D. Well, here’s Wino arriving at THE CLINIC (DUN DUN DUN) last night, and I don’t have Dr. 90210 by my side so I’m not sure if the rumors are true. I mean, they look like a little more chichilicious, but she could’ve just hid a few 8-balls in there. Or maybe she finally ate something that didn’t come from a glass pipe and it went straight to her boobies?
And I think we all need to go to church this morning after discussing Wino’s titties in depth. You bring the rosaries, I’ll bring the hooch!
Last night, Wino sang back-up to her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield on Strictly Come Dancing. Most are saying that Wino looked drunker than a Hasselhoff and was a complete wreck, because she didn’t know the moves. For me, if Wino isn’t stumbling around like Tommy Girl after a butt orgy, I’m a little concerned. I mean, this IS Wino we’re talking about. Besides, she didn’t bite anyone’s cheek off or burn anyone’s skin off with her toxic loogies. That’s an achievement for Wino. Performance beeeeelow: