Now Dogs Can Enjoy Whore-O-Ween Too!!!

October 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Every Halloween, bitches of all ages and sizes stuff their asses into fishnets to walk the streets looking like they will suck every last dollar out of you. But why should humans be the only ones doing ho shit on October 31st? Let’s drags our pets down the slut road too! Pimps up, dogs down!

Consumerist pointed my ass to a few sites selling “sexy dog Halloween costumes” and matching whore outfits for you too! You can dress your dog up as a “Sexy Alice in Wonderland Scarecrow” (whatever the dick that is) or as a “naughty French maid.” Blame Paris Hilton.

I’m going to save my coins, because my dog already walks around like a big skankity skank skank. I mean, he struts the streets totally nekkid and that’s about as whorey as you can get.

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