The city of DC was the luckiest city in the world today for many reasons, and one of them is because Rojo Caliente and Mrs. Rojo (government name: Cynthia Nixon) were there for the National Equality March. If you are in the DC and wondering why your skin has the tingles, that is why!
At the march today, Mrs. Rojo spoke and I listened up until my ears went raw. Anyone who wakes up next to Rojo Caliente every morning, must speak the truth of truths! I co-sign every last statement twice.
And I think Mrs. Rojo said something about how she can’t wait for the day she throws crumbled-up Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies at the wedding of Anderson “Mah Boo” Cooper and yours truly. If you didn’t hear that, it’s probably because you don’t have wads of delusion stuck in your ear holes like I do.
Lady GaGa (I’m being nice today) also spoke. You know how I feel about her ass, but I like this….even the Judy Garland joke. I give credit where credit is due (doo)! Yesh, I’m sippin’ that shit today.
However, I will say her wig is very Kim Zolciak-ish. That wig should be ABSENT from the party.