Earlier this week, Elizabeth Taylor got on her Twitter to ask all of you to quit thinking about dicks or vaginas for a minute (I know that was hard) and say a little prayer for her. Elizabeth went into the hospital to get a leaky heart valve fixed. Well, the surgery went off without a hitch and Elizabeth is back to Twittering. She wrote this last night:
“Dear Friends, My heart procedure went off perfectly. It’s like having a brand new ticker. Thank you for your prayers and good wishes. I know they all helped. Love you, Elizabeth.”
Elizabeth is now as good as new and will probably outlive silicone. Even though she’s all good now, she should continue to take her medicine:
Actually, maybe that’s not the best medicine for Liz. That wolf dog’s “Ah Ruv Uuuuu” howl will probably be the soundtrack to my nightmares tonight.
VIA Cute Overload