This Is News: There’s A New Duggar In The World

October 9, 2009 / Posted by:

The Duggar family added another BABY!!! to their unstoppable child army last night. The oldest Duggar child, Joshua, and his wife, Ann, are now the parents of a brand new baby friend they named Mackynzie Renée Duggar. Mackynzie (pronounced: SAVE ME) is the first Duggar grandchild. Mackynzie’s grandparents, Michelle and Jim Bob, are going to have their 19th baby this spring.

It’s not really news that another Duggar popped out a baby. Humans comes shooting out of a Duggar cooch on a daily basis. This time next month, I’m sure the Duggars will announce that Mackynzie is knocked up with triplets. There’s something in the Kool-Aid over there and they all keep drinking it!

When you get a cramp in your uterus, it’s because one of the Duggars got knocked up again. Your uterus is weeping.

Anyway, the real news it that Joshua and Anna might going after the letter “M.” As you might know, Michelle and Jim Bob always give their children “J” names. This means that Joshua and Anna could do the same thing with the letter “M.” NOOOOO!

All of us with “M” names should file a class-action lawsuit against the Duggars. We must protect the letter from them. If that doesn’t work, I guess I can officially change my name to my junior high school nickname: Dyke-el. Thanks to the Duggars, the bullies have won.

Source: MSNBC

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