The Teaches Of Mickey

October 9, 2009 / Posted by:

TMZ caught up with a boozed up Mickey Rourke last night in NYC, and he decided it was a wonderful time to tell us why he constantly uses the slur “faggot.” According to Mickey, it has nothing to do with being gay. No, calling someone a faggot is just like calling someone a punk ass bitch. Mickey kept saying how it had nothing to do with being a homosexual, and those who want to label the word can fuck off. Basically, Mickey just doesn’t give a fuck.

Mickey went on to fart that he would use the word during his footballs days when telling one of his teammates to catch the ball. WAIT. Hold the dildo!

So is Mickey trying to say that every time someone has called me a faggot, they were actually telling me to catch the football? If I knew that, I’d probably be the wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys by now. That means I’d spend my days in a locker room full of hot pieces! DAMN MICKEY. Where were your words of wisdom when I needed them most?

And here’s some pictures of Mickey looking 100% heterosexual while sashaying through NYC with his fluffy lap dog while wearing Forever 21 jeans, a dandy plaid vest and loafers that used to belong to Barbara Bush.

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