The Photoshop Awards: The Nine Hos On Vogue Magazine

October 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Why does Nicole Kidman look like my ex-boyfriend dressed as Nancy Sinatra circa 1985 for Halloween? If Vogue was trying to make Nicole look like a ladydude, they could have at least added a dick bulge for the full effect. Actually, they should have used the “tidal wave” tool and Photoshopped her ass out of there along with Kate Hudson.

Even then, this cover is still all sorts of fug. Only Sophia Loren posing as a precious pearl in an oyster shell could have saved this.

With all that being said, sticking the text “It’s Not Easy Being Green” near Kate Hudson’s crotch area was kind of genius. Anna Wintour knows what’s up with Kate’s fuck life.

VIA The Fashion Spot

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