The Hoff has taken his acts of drunkenness international! While visiting London, The Hoff ended up in the emergency room after going a little too far with the booze. I guess you know you’ve had too much to drink when a doctor is yelling “CLEAR” in the ER.
The Sun reports that a doctor was called to The Hoff’s room at the St. Martins Lane Hotel because he was suffering from the drunk ills in a bad way. The Hoff’s inner angry drunk came out when the doctor arrived. Sources say he freaked out and accidentally punched the doctor in the head. Don’t hassle The Hoff, especially when the bitch is tanked.
An amublance was called, and The Hoff was shuffled off to a private hospital where he spent 2 days drying out. The source added, “David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive. On this occasion he became so drunk he wet his hotel bed – ruining two mattresses – and was becoming a real pain for staff. His assistant Joe Townley was so concerned he called out a doctor. David was furious and lashed out at him – but mistakenly hit the doctor. They decided they had no option but to lock him in the basement until an ambulance arrived.”
This is the fifth time The Hoff has been admitted to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. Although, he has denied it every single time.
The Hoff really needs to spend less time with the sweet nectar (I can’t believe I typed that) and more time watching his own videos. Seriously, whenever I need to sober up in a quick second for Sunday morning church, I just watch a few seconds of “Hooked On A Feeling.” The booze will immediately evaporate from your bloodstream and your head will be clearer than an exquisite lucite heel.
Oh, and just so you know, no hamburgers were harmed this time.