Open Post: Hosted By Shep Smith And The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger

October 9, 2009 / Posted by:

According to me, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. According to Shepherd Smith, you won’t live after eating a Kristy Kreme cheeseburger. Who knew suicide could be so delicious?

On his show the other night, Shep couldn’t believe that such evil could exist on this planet. Shep thinks that eating one of these things is like getting “in a car chase and running out and acting like you’re gonna shoot somebody and then a cop would kill you.” Based on that thought, I think Shep might have liquefied a KK cheeseburger and snorted it up before he went on the air.

I’m not trying to make a joke here, but when they cut to the KK cheeseburger and cut back to Shep’s face, it took me a second to realize I wasn’t looking at the same thing anymore. Separated at birth!

VIA Joe. My. God.

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