Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan – The married Scottish interior design duo who are known for their cunty antics and words of bitchery. Unfortunately, these two don’t have a show in the US yet. They have/had several shows in the UK and currently can be seen on HGTV Canada. The US is tardy to the party YET AGAIN. Below is a little clip of Colin and Justin verbally bitch slapping a couple over wood (don’t jizz your panties) and other things.