In an ice cream parlor in Boston yesterday, Suribot climbed on the counter, grabbed at the topping and pretty much exploded over the thought of eating deliciousness. Switch out “Boston” and “Suri” with “DQ” and “Michael K” and that sentence would still be FACT. When the ice cream scoopers see me coming, they bring out their tasers. Seriously, doesn’t everyone climb on the counters and lose their minds over ice cream? Well, not weepy ass Stepford Katie, but that ho doesn’t even know she’s on Planet Earth, let alone an ice cream store in Boston. It’s going to take more than a cone full of sugar to get that trick in check.
Here’s more of Icecreamzilla, Robobeard and Katie’s mom terrorizing Boston.