Open Post: Hosted By Richard Irby

October 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Go ahead and pick up your genitals off the floor before reading on. Make sure to dust them off first.

So, sometimes justice is not served. For instance, take the case of the thong-wearing bicycle-riding pepawpaw of Tallahassee, FL. 55-year-old Richard Irby was busted after residents at a trailer park complained about him walking around in spandex panties with his limpy peenus out. Richard was charged with indecent exposure and a judge told him he can no longer ride around town with his wrinkly pancakes hanging out. Richard has to wear shorts that come down to his knees.

This is what I don’t get. Lady CaCa is allowed to sashay through the streets of the world with her dick hanging out and you don’t see her getting arrested! Yes, the sight of this bald bear with his belly bouncing around may give you cotton mouth in the vagina, but if he wants to do dry anal with a bike seat out in public, that’s his RIGHT!

And the city of Tallahassee should be thankful that they don’t have (NSFL) this piping hot grandpa with a mutant peen roaming their streets. Seriously, ole’ dude’s wang could star in a remake of Tremors.

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