This is the kind of ho shit I expect from Patty or Selma, but not Marge. I think I have a new favorite Simpson (sorry Maggie).
E! Online says that Marge Simpson will flash her yellow nipples and her toon poon in the pages of November’s Playboy. Marge will even take the cover. THAT SLUT! The interview and three-page pictorial will run in honor of The Simpson 20th anniversary. Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag fuckery by covering the goods. Marge is going all the way. Yeah, I didn’t think I’d ever see a blue snatch stache in Playboy, but there’s a first time for everything. And I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from Photoshop.
And when I typed “Marge Simpson naked” into Google, the first thing that “came” up was a gonzo porn site devoted to The Simpsons. I thought my brain was a permanent resident of the gutter, but these hos outdid me. If you’ve ever wondered what a Marge Simpson gang bang looks like, (NOT SAFE FOR YOUR SOUL) then click on over. If you get the tingles, keep it yourself (that was a note to self).