I Think This Is What Tina Fey Was Talking About

October 8, 2009 / Posted by:

In the new Harper’s Bazaar, Tina Fey said that she’s not about to get intimate with a botox needle anytime soon, because she doesn’t want to look like a shiny candle. To be more specific, a holiday candle. Tina said, “You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don’t think Botox is for me. I think it is bad. People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles — a shiny, shiny face.” Festive, though. “Yes, festive. A holiday candle.

And now I can clearly see what Tina meant by this. When you skip into a Yankee Candle this holiday season, don’t be too shocked if you see Nicole Kidman chilling on a shelf with a wreath around her neck and a wick on top of her head. In the clearance section, of course.

Here’s Nicole Kidman at an Omega store in NYC looking surprisingly moist for someone who probably can’t drink a glass of water without a surgeon carefully inserting a skinny straw into her mouth.

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