Katie Price, who has made zillions of dollars from allowing cameras to shoot her every bowel movement, wasn’t exactly thrilled with a group of paps yesterday. Katie Spears-ed the pappies by attacking them with her umbrella while screaming at them “get a fucking real job!” That was the punchline.
No, Katie didn’t go full Cheeto by shaving her weave off for the occasion, but I’m sure her fat kitty is completely bald, so that sort of counts.
Katie’s spokeswhore actually issued a statement about the non-incident: “Kate understands the nature of her job and generally co-operates with the media. But yesterday she said they were being very intrusive and had overstepped the mark.”
Or maybe Katie was just in a rush to get home, because the rain was starting to wash away all the layers of orange diarrhea on her skin.