On November’s cover of Elle, Stepford Katie actually looks like a real-life human being who doesn’t need to be programmed to smile. Photoshop is the best drug sometimes. They must have used the “living person” tool on her.
In the issue, Katie says that Tommy Girl always has something to say about what she’s wearing. Can’t you just picture him giving her the once over and rotating his hips while snapping in z-formation if he disapproves? Typical queen.
Katie said, “He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say, ‘I think that dress might be wearing you. You don’t need that.’ Tom has great taste.”
HAH. Yes, Tommy does have wonderful taste. Anybody who takes a peek at his platform midwife shoes knows that. And not only is Tommy a controlling robot master, but he always knows when a dress is wearing you! Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe better watch it, because Tommy Girl is going sashay on in and snatch her career. Hopefully when Tommy says, “I DIE,” he means it. Literally.