Open Post: Hosted By A Pole Breaker And A Booty Shaker

October 7, 2009 / Posted by:

During one of the pole dancing championships in Moscow, a pole artiste proved how powerful her pussay was by breaking the pole. “Breaking the pole” is not some kind of pun for how she destroyed peen boners in the room. No, bitch really broke the pole! They must have secured it with two pieces of chewed gum and a dab of dick saliva, because the pole came loose when she started twirling around it. Being the professional that she is, she didn’t kick that pole or call 911, she simply posed like she meant to do that. Break the pole, but don’t break your spirit!

Speaking of pole breakers, here’s a little piece a few of you hos sent my ass. I have for you a Glittery Gay of YouTube poppin’ that ass like he’s got ants in his culo. I’m jealous. You know shakin’ those nalgas on fast forward has made his peen all dizzy and shit. Vertigo dick!

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