JLo Is Lola
October 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
JLo has decided to give the music thing another shot. She’s got a new song out called “Fresh Out of the Oven,” but she’s releasing it under her new alter ego “Lola.” That means JLo is dead, and LOLa is now here to terrorize us with her high-pitched shrills that no amount of auto-tune can hide. When JLo, I mean, JLola, hits those sky high notes, angels cut out their ear drums.
The title totally works since this song makes me want to push something fresh (it’s not-so-fresh) out of my butt oven. Sorry, it was necessary. And why is JLola singing about her cookie?! Instead of singing about cookies, bitch needs to make some to give to Skeletor.
VIA Idolator
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