Don’t Fuck With A Dude In A Dress

October 7, 2009 / Posted by:

A group of drunk dicktards were causing trouble on the streets of Swansea, South Wales when a couple of cross-dressing dudes happened to walk by. The shitbags immediately started fucking with the drag queens thinking two men wearing wigs couldn’t possibly pose a threat to them. Well, this turned out to be a hate crime GONE RIGHT!

The cross-dressers were actually two cage fighters dressed in drag for a party. As soon as one of the drunk morons threw a punch at one of the sexy ladydudes, it was all over after that. One of the cage queens delivered two fiiiieeeerce punches on the idiot. You know that hot bitch didn’t even break a nail. Whatever lights were on in that house are now out! Dude stumbled off to die of shame on the street.

The cage queens didn’t let those fuckers ruin their night, so they picked up their handbags and continued to work the stroll. That is how a ladeeee behaves.

Somewhere in the UK, Alex “Roxanne” Reid is prancing around in pink panties while shouting, “YOU GO GURLS!”

The drunktards were arrested later in the night for acting the fool. A judge sentenced them to four months of community service.

This just confirms that we need more cage fighting drag queens patrolling the streets at all times.

(Thanks Donna)

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