If you opened up a “Secret Meeting Motel,” you would make serious coin just from Brad Pitt alone! Dude is always off having these secret meetings with Jennifer Aniston. We’ve all got news for you, Brad! Your secret meetings ain’t so fucking secret, because we’re all reading about them. Anyways…
Grazia Magazine (via The Daily Mail) says that Billy Goat Brad and his ex-wife had another “SECRET MEETING (DUN DUN DUN)” in NYC recently. Apparently, Brad asked Jen to come to his suite at the Essex Hotel, because he wanted to talk her about his relationship with St. Angie. Jen agreed to come, because Brad promised that he’d wear a tuxedo and they would reenact their wedding. Brad even threw in a wedding cake and said Maddox would act as her fake maid of honor. Jen couldn’t turn it down.
The source said, “She arrived at his hotel suite a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history. She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.”
Brad told Jen that he was planning to leave the saint of all saints and move to Berlin, because he loves the city’s architecture so much. Strangely enough, a lightning bolt didn’t strike him down. Instead, Jen told Brad that he had to figure that shit out on his own. Then she brought out her Reborn Baby Doll and made Brad rock it to sleep.
Back to the whole “secret meeting” thing. Does Jen get to wear a trench coat and hide behind potted plants in the hotel lobby? Because that sounds kind of hot. Maybe we should all have “secret meetings.” Cut to Det. La Toya rolling her eyes while saying, “WELCOME TO MY LIFE!”