Roxanne, You Don’t Have To Wear That Dress Tonight (Because It Shows Your Tuck)

October 6, 2009 / Posted by:

In that picture above, the only thing Alex Reid is thinking about is how he can’t wait to get home, rip that dress off of Katie Price’s body, slip those shoes off and then put them on himself so he can sashay around like he’s LIP-SYNCHING FOR HIS LIFE on RuPaul’s Drag Race! According to The Sun, Katie Price’s latest fuck time partner just loves the feeling of satin against his rotten orange butt skin and lace over his raisin nipples.

A source said that Alex confessed to Katie that he has been cross-dressing under the name of Roxanne ever since he was 16 and he’s not about to stop. Alex goes all out when he becomes Roxanne. Dude tucks his jerky dick into a pair of pantyhose, puts on a sparkly dress, slaps on a wig and sprays a shit load of make-up on his face. And he probably looks hotter than Brooke Hogan after he does it.

Since Katie is an “anything goes” kind of whore, she’s fine with Alex wearing her dresses and she’s even bought him a pair of high heels. The source went on to say that Katie can’t wait to meet Roxanne. Make that two of us!

I’m beginning to like this Alex/Roxanne bitch! Yes, Alex has a face that only Harvey’s fist could love, but the ladydude sounds he’s down for a good time. I mean, he’s a cage fighter by day, and a cage dancer in stilettos by night! Wurk it, GURL!

Somewhere in the world, Peter Andre is making a sad face while wearing a sequined gown, because if he only knew that Katie was fine with dicks in dresses……

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