Archie, Stop Playing!

October 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This past May, Archie made the right choice by proposing marriage to that rich hot bitch Veronica. It was an important moment in history for money grubbin’ whores everywhere. Well, in the latest Archie comic book, he proposes to that boring ass prude Betty! No, this isn’t going to turn into some Big Love shit. Apparently, Archie is just imagining what his life would be like if he married either Veronica (HOT and GLITTERY) or Betty (LIMP and MISSIONARY). In real comic book life, Archie hasn’t decided who he is going to stick his cartoon peen in for the rest of his days. Archie will make a decision one day, and we know how this is going to play out.

Obviously, Archie will realize that his heart really belongs to Jughead:

They don’t call him Jughead for nothing! Okay, that made no sense, but it sounded kind of sexy. For real, this is the way it was meant to be. Archie should put a shiny cock ring on Jughead while Veronica in a hot dress looks on.

VIA Buzzfeed

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