All Hail Nancy Grace!

October 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Whatever was left of Jon Gosselin’s nutsack is now gone thanks to my hero Nancy Grace. On The Insider last night, Nancy Grace destroyed Jon with her signature shank eye and words of cuntness. Even Jon’s precious rhinestone studs stopped sparkling in the light, because Nancy Grace killed them! Yes, Nancy can suck the sparkle out of a gem. I am always in awe of her “ball-killing” powers.

Jon might not have any huevos anymore (AGAIN!), but Nancy Grace did rip him a brand new shiny asshole, so he can have a little fun with that. I’m sure Ed Hardy will custom make him a butt plug for his new b-hole.

And don’t even think about the kinky things Kate Gosselin and her possum head are doing while watching this shit. This is like porn for Kate.

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