Three Words From Heaven: Showgirls The Sequel

October 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Ever since the magical piece of trash masterpiece that is Showgirls changed my life in 1995, I’ve been hongray for a sequel or a TV show or a YouTube series or a porn version or something! Well, finally I can unclench my soul, because my prayers have been answered!

The German site Extratipp (via JoBlo) is singing from the top of the mountains in heaven that writer/director/genius/lifesaver Marc Vorlander is working on a sequel called Showgirls: Story Of Hope. Why is Germany’s palette for everything so refined? I mean, The Hoff, sausages and SHOWGIRLS?! They are the perfect people.

The sequel will focus on Penny/Hope, the dumb ass stripper in the first Showgirls played to perfection by Rena Riffel. In the sequel, Hope dies of cocaine contamination and her brother goes to Frankfurt to get revenge on those who are responsible for her death. Yeah, I don’t know what this has to do with Showgirls, but who cares! It could be about mobster ferrets and I’d still be creaming over this as long as they include equal amounts of Gina Gershon, bitch fights, rhinestones, and random sex scenes.

Rena is expected to reprise her role as Hope. They will shoot in Frankfurt on a $25 million budget. Don’t ask me how many dick holes they had to lick to get that money, but it was worth it. THIS MUST BE MADE! The future of humanity depends on it!

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