Somewhere in the world, Martha Stewart is flicking at her nipples as punishment for not coming up with this herself! It’s a gross thing!
Someone’s mind did actually venture into the darkside and thought it would be a perfect idea to turn their placenta into a teddy bear. If a ho wants to turn her womb cake into a teddy bear, have at it, but she could at least use pieces of the umbilical cord to give it eyes and a smile! Because it kind of just looks like a boring bear made out of empanadas. Poor thing has the personality of a….well…of a dead placenta.
And now I won’t be able to eat a delicious empanada without thinking that I might just be nibbling on deep fried placenta.