The Keeper Of The Unicorn Forest To Play The Prince Of The Ginges?!
This shit right here really gives me a reason to grab a bottle of peach Schnapps and go back to bed. There’s a hateful rumor flying around the internet that a sparkly vampire is in the running to play a piping hot stick of ginge. Why don’t they just go all the way and pull out my heart by casting Katherine Hagel or CHERYL BURKE as Prince Hot Ginge? Make it quick.
Last Week, director Peter Kosminsky said he’s currently working on a biopic of Prince Hot Ginge’s life called The Spare. Peter is in the middle of naming the lucky bitch who will don the ginge to play Prince Harry and RPattz’s name has been thrown in the ring. Rupert Grint, the ginge in the Harry Potter movies, has also been mentioned.
Okay, I can almost co-sign Rupert as Prince Harry, because at least he’s been naturally blessed with the ginge, but RPATZZ?! Shit don’t make sense. I don’t think it’s possible to dye RPattz’s magical forest hair. The unicorns will never ever allow it and the glitter will always shine through. Even if they were able to douse his hair with ginge and wipe that constant “I Haz Fart” look on his face, he’s still not the one to play Hot Ginge!
Peter is wasting time with the flavors of the month and he needs to look at the classic ginges of our time like ROJO CALIENTE. Rojo is definitely the one. Rojo is always the one.
VIA BuddyTV