Kate Gosselin Can’t Pay The Bills

October 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Jon Gosselin raided the joint bank account of $230,000, so what’s a possum head to do? Go on the Today show and blab about it, of course! Really, we know more shit about Jon & Kate than we know about ourselves. We’ve been to Jon & Kate, but we’ve never been to us. DAMN THEM! DAMN ME!

Anyway, this morning, Kate Gosselin tried to cry possum tears while saying that she can’t sleep or pay any of the bills thanks to Jon snatching all of their liquid assets. Kate didn’t seem surprised that Jon ran off with their money, because he’s been spending their cash on crap shit (i.e. Ed Hardy maxi-pads and booze). Kate also said that the child army loves to have cameras up in their lives at all times. When Kate told them they had to stop filming for now, they all burst into tears. They were probably crying, because they knew they would be alone with her ass for the weekend.

The next time you see Kate and the child army they will probably be in line at the welfare office begging for food stamps and government cheese. Kate & 8 Plus Government Assistance.

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