Bronx Mowgli’s Father Shaved His Head

October 5, 2009 / Posted by:

At last night’s Blink 182/Fall Out Boy show at MSG in NYC, Pete Wentz declared that it was “THE DEATH OF THE EMO HAIRCUT” and let Mark Hoppus cut his hair off on stage. All together now: “He should’ve cut off his head instead!”

While I am happy for Pete’s hairline since it probably hasn’t seen the light of anything for a long ass time, his new shaved head really isn’t the look. Before, he looked like a slow orangutan with an Emo wig, and now he just looks like a slow orangutan.

Pete did good by taking a machete to the emo haircut, but he should have backed away from the clippers and skipped towards the dread wax. Remember when Pete had dreadlocks:

I mean, Pete with hairy penises all over his head just made sense!

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