Oh, Victoria Silvstedt is just massaging her crotch crabs – Egotastic!
Jessica Simpson wearing a see-through muumuu and control-top granny panties to a pool party – Hollywood Tuna
Brad Pitt’s man cave isn’t as exciting as it sounds – Towleroad
Kristen Stewart and RPattz going into an elevator. That means they are totally doing dirty unicorn sex together – Popsugar
Paul McCartney just got away from one cuntoid and now he’s forced to sit next to another one at his daughter’s fashion show?! – Lainey Gossip
And when the priest asks if anyone objects to this marriage, Salma Hayek’s nipples will holler “WE DO!” – Popeater
Detective La Toya is on the trail in Rome (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
You can’t tell from these pictures but Suri is on the sidelines with a whip and a blow horn – Just Jared
Mr. Big is off the market – Celebitchy
Yes, Sherri, “real women” are all built like the Tasmanian Devil – I’m Not Obsessed
Carol Channing wins every time – SOW
Naomi Campbell’s nipples take to the runway – Hollywood Rag
Christian Audigier needs to put his dick back in Jon Gosselin’s mouth hole, so he can shut up already – ICDYK
This made me feel emotions – Cityrag
Being fucked up on the bad shit obviously gives Kerry Katona the giggles – Holy Moly!
Usually, I’m all for leather garter boots, but RiRi’s arent doing anything for me – Socialite Life