Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, Victoria Silvstedt is just massaging her crotch crabs – Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson wearing a see-through muumuu and control-top granny panties to a pool party – Hollywood Tuna

Brad Pitt’s man cave isn’t as exciting as it sounds – Towleroad

Kristen Stewart and RPattz going into an elevator. That means they are totally doing dirty unicorn sex together – Popsugar

Paul McCartney just got away from one cuntoid and now he’s forced to sit next to another one at his daughter’s fashion show?! – Lainey Gossip

And when the priest asks if anyone objects to this marriage, Salma Hayek’s nipples will holler “WE DO!” – Popeater

Detective La Toya is on the trail in Rome (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

You can’t tell from these pictures but Suri is on the sidelines with a whip and a blow horn – Just Jared

Mr. Big is off the market – Celebitchy

Yes, Sherri, “real women” are all built like the Tasmanian Devil – I’m Not Obsessed

Carol Channing wins every time – SOW

Naomi Campbell’s nipples take to the runway – Hollywood Rag

Christian Audigier needs to put his dick back in Jon Gosselin’s mouth hole, so he can shut up already – ICDYK

This made me feel emotions – Cityrag

Being fucked up on the bad shit obviously gives Kerry Katona the giggles – Holy Moly!

Usually, I’m all for leather garter boots, but RiRi’s arent doing anything for me – Socialite Life