Lazy Headline: Katy Kissed Russell And She Liked It

October 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Yes, I’m with you on that headline, but it’s Saturday morning, so I just can’t! Anyway, here’s Katy Perry doing the walk of pride (or shame) outside of Russell Brand’s manwhore palace in London this morning. Usually The Center for Disease and Control is there to meet any chicks leaving Russell’s house, but Katy must have called them to tell them she wore a full-body condom suit while she was there and marinated her hair in Listerine before she left so there was no need for them to stop by.

Kary and Russell reportedly just came back from having a good ole’ fucking kinky sexy time in Thailand. Last night, they went to a party in London together.

I can’t really blame Katy since I’d probably venture into Russell’s crotch flea bush too even though I’d get a lecture from the free clinic afterwards. Wouldn’t be the first time.

And IN THIS ECONOMY, at least Katy and Russell can share leggings….and panties?

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