It’s The Twin Messiahs!

October 3, 2009 / Posted by:

No, Billy Goat Brad and St. Angie have not adopted Brit Brit’s Cheetolings. This is a picture of the TWIN MESSIAHS! Since you’re already on your knees (I know how you multi-task), drop that penis and worship them!

The Twin Messiahs (citizen names: Knox and Vivienne) crawled off of their gold thrones yesterday to join their parents for some ice cream at Licky Licious in Amman, Jordan. The Brangie holy family are in the Middle East to visit with Iraqi refugees and discuss their situation with the president of Syria.

The person who took this picture said Brad nibbled on pecan and caramel ice cream, while St. Angie ate mango ice cream. A picture of St. Angie eating ice cream probably would have been even more shocking than seeing the twin messiahs out in public.

The twin messiahs really do look like they’ve got a tiny drop of Cheeto blood running through their veins, right? And thanks to that sentence, I have a feeling my inbox is about to get attacked by a Brangaloonie torpedo in 3…2…………

Source: VIA HuffPo

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