Life & Style is reporting that Bethenny Frankel has been replaced by socialite Sonja Morgan on The Real Housewives of NYC, because she’s getting her own show on Bravo or some shit. Sonja will make her debut on episode 5 of the new season.
Immediately after I read that shit, I went on a Google journey to find out what this Sonja Morgan chick looks like. The above picture was one of the first things that popped up. FINALLY! The producers have found someone that is more intelligent, more gorgeous, more classy and has more poise than all of the housewives in every Housewives series COMBINED. Sonja Morgan is the epitome of a real housewife!
Okay, okay, this is the real Sonja Morgan with Ivanka Trump, some dude and a homosexual vase.
BITCH BOGUS! But at least we’ll always know who the better Sonja Morgan is.