The Many Aliases Of Brit Brit

October 2, 2009 / Posted by:

In a new biography on Our Lady of Cheetos by Steven Dennis, he lists all the fake names she uses when she checks into hotels. The names include: Ms. Alotta Warmheart, Mrs. Diana Prince, Queen of the Fairy Dance and Mrs. Abra Cadabra.

This game is fun! I bet she also uses: Mrs. Lotsa Velveeta, Ms. Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity, Miss Pussy Hangynoot, Senorita Chesterina El Torito, Princess Sevyn Elevin Frapp, Carla London (awwww never 4get), Dame Fitty One Fitty and Chitterling Timberlake. You can play this all day.

And if you ever drive by a random Super 8 Motel, stroll up to the front desk and ask for “Lord Chichi Mah Boo’s room.” There you’ll find me!

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