Smilin’ With Her Sharpie Brows

October 2, 2009 / Posted by:

In a new episode of Gossip Girl, TyTy Banks plays actress Ursula Nyquil (typo and it stays) who is starring in a movie version of Josephine Baker’s life. Do they give out Razzie Awards for TV?

TyTy told People that she set some sort of record for Gossip Girl, because she had seven wig changes. I’m sure that on an upcoming Tyra Banks Show (aka The Hour Of MEMEMEMEMEMEME), she will talk all about how she’s setting records and revolutionizing prime television one wig at a time. But what she should really focus on is her perfect Sharpie eyebrow game.

For the first time in HISTORY, I’m actually giving her a standing ovation for proper Sharpie use! Those exquisite cholita eyebrows keeps her from looking like a shellacked mannequin. Perfect eyebrow game always saves the day! Okay, she still looks like a shellacked mannequin, but at least she has beautiful glambrows now.

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