The Three Mighty Os (Oprah, Obama and Michelle Obama) were in Copenhagen to bring the 2016 Summer Olympics to Chicago. Their efforts have failed, because Chicago was the first city eliminated. Tokyo followed, and now Rio and Madrid are battling out to be the lucky city that gets to be flooded with zillions of people. Stock up on your oxygen, Rio and Madrid!
(UPDATE: Rio got that bitch!)
Some thought that Chicago would at least make the final 2 since the International Olympics Committee seemed charmed by Michelle Obama. Maybe they weren’t amused with Gayle King’s tap dance routine to a song she wrote called “Oprah Is The O In Olympics.”
Oprah’s strap-on and one of her favorite things (aka Gayle’s honey pot) will be working overtime tonight, because The Mighty O will have to take it out on something.