Hot Ginge: The Movie

There’s good news, and bad news. The good news is that Prince Hot Ginge’s life story is coming to the silver screen! The bad news is that it’s not a porno starring him. Well, my no-no can’t have it all.

The Daily Mail says that director Peter Kosminsky is working on a Prince Harry biopic called The Spare which will start shooting in about a year. Peter said that the movie will start with Hot Ginge’s life as a fetus and then follow him all the way until present day. Peter added, “I feel a sense of compassion for the guy. His parents break up in the most spectacularly public way, his mother dies in the most tragic and, again, public way and everything is picked over. He’s a man born to no role, the heir and the spare.”

Peter says they haven’t cast the title role yet, but he isn’t opposed to casting an American. That’s fine and everything, but Peter should be opposed to casting a non-ginge! You can’t duplicate the power of the ginge with a box of hair dye. My suggestions for the role are: Hot Ginge himself, Phoebe Price (it can be her Boys Don’t Cry), Carrot Top or Rojo Caliente.

And if whoever Peter casts doesn’t singe my pubic hairs or make my nipples burn, then he made the wrong choice!