Daddy Knowles Didn’t Put A Condom On It

October 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Beyonce and Basement Baby’s daddy/manager, Matthew Knowles, might be a father again, but the mother is not his wife of 29 years Tina Knowles. WIGS WILL FLY!

TMZ reports that a woman who goes by the name of Alexsandra Wright filed a paternity suit against Daddy Knowles claiming that he’s the papa je’e of her unborn baby. Alexsandra, who lives in Los Angeles and is in her 30s, is about six months pregnant. Please tell me she’s going to name the baby Sasha Fierce Jr. Even if it’s a boy. Especially if it’s a boy.

Daddy Knowles probably won’t believe he’s the father until Maury utters those 4 magical words, but this could be good news for Solange! With a new Knowles spawn on the way, she will rise from the basement. Sasha Fierce Jr. will be the new basement baby who has to sit at the children’s table for the rest of his days. Solange will finally have someone to throw a side-eye at.

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