Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This top Hollywood film actor has never come out of the closet, but there have been lots of rumors in the past that he is gay. While he has plenty of offers from gay men – and straight women – he actually prefers a third option: straight men who are also famous. He enjoys getting them to “switch teams”, even if only for a one-time tryst.

His powers of persuasion must be pretty strong, because he’s talked more than one famous and straight man into sampling the goods. He always makes it as dirty as possible (including the sampling of each other’s body waste), because he feel certain that there is no way that they will ever tell anyone. (Blind Gossip)

There’s really too many to list, but I’ll try: Tommy “Poo Poo Lover” Cooze? George “Gimme Your Doody” Clooney? Will “Piss In Your Mouth” Smith? Vin “Golden Showers” Diesel? Hugh “Shit On My Hand And” Jackman? Kevin “Urine Lips” Spacey?

This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn’t have to make that effort very often. (CDAN)

Chestica Simpson and John Mayer?