The Rainbow Unicorny Princess performed on the Today show this morning and everyone had their eyes on her womb area, because of the pregnant rumors going around. The dress she wore was so damn tight that if she was pregnant, we’d be able to see the outline of her baby friend, so I’m guessing she’s not. And if she isn’t, she might be now, because all of her dancer’s fingers were up in her business. Seriously, I hope they soaked their hands in Purell after their morning jack-off sessions, or else Mimi’s going to have a Hello Fetus!
Here’s a few more hilarious pictures from this morning of Mimi kissing on the dude that hosts America’s Got Talent and of her dancers getting a hernia while lifting her ass.