George Clooney and boooobies – Holy Moly!
Kim Kardassian must get her face painted at Maaco – Hollywood Rag
Is there a shortage of women or something? – Egotastic!
Either Ben Affleck is looking hot or I am seriously hard-up for anything. Or both. – Lainey Gossip
Will everyone put a lid on Single Ladies already?! – Towleroad
Aubrey O’Day Tweets her ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Who died, RiRi? – Just Jared
Another piece of limp broccoli is the next Bachelor – E! Online
Basement Baby got a magazine cover! – I’m Not Obsessed
All of the side-effects Michael Bay listed are the same ones I experience when watching one of his movies – Celebitchy
Jim Carrey looking a little unabomber-ish – ICYDK
Does Domino’s make this? – Cityrag
Ali Larter gets the “Ashlee Simpson” – Socialite Life