Put Some Lip Chap On It
October 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Goldie Hawn is a ho of a certain age in Hollywood whose face isn’t stretched all the way to the top of her ass crack, so kadooze (in Ramona’s voice) to her for that! However, I just want to stuff Goldie into a cocoa butter bottle and shake shake shake SHAKE! Goldie is looking rather tumbleweed-ish. Homegirl is parched!
Goldie and her boo for life sashayed into a gas station in California yesterday, and hopefully she was there to pick up some damn lip balm. It is your friend, Goldie. Rub if on your lips (all three of ’em), face, hair, eyeballs, nippies, taint, armpits….EVERYWHERE!
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