Now that Brit Brit has tamed the crazy, it’s time for Daddy Spears to focus on the more important issues in her life. I’m talking about those horrific boots that have traveled all the way from the deepest depths of hell to terrorize Brit Brit’s paws. Those boots are made for walking….right into a dumpster!
I don’t give a KFed’s fupa if wearing them makes Brit feel like she’s walking on a cloud made of baby bunnies. I mean, my most comfortable outfit includes a half shirt (with Jem! on it) and old chonies with the part of the ass ripped out, but you don’t see me wearing that out in public! Okay, you do, but don’t tell Brit Brit that.
And you know that girl from junior high school who wears the exact same clothes she did back then 20 years later? Brit is that girl. Here she is having herself a shopping spree at Target yesterday. Brit would’ve gone to Wal-Mart, but she knew she would end up at the very top of People of Walmart if she did.