No, Jermaine, No

October 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Is it too soon for a reality talent show that is looking for a dancer that can move just like Michael Jackson? While we’re all screaming “YES,” Jermaine Jackson is nodding his Max Headroom head “NO,” because he’s going to judge one over in the UK. SANTO DIOS!

Later this year, Jermaine will be the main judge on the BBC show Move Like Michael Jackson. The six-episode show will feature dancers who can moonwalk and crotch grab just like the King of Pop. The melting caramel square said in a statement, “Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines….AND I NEED A CHECK.” That last part was improv, just so you know.

The most shocking thing about all of this is that Joe Jackson’s hand is not anywhere near it. I sniffed the story thoroughly and didn’t smell Blu-Ray dust or bull dog snot, so Joe is definitely not involved.

And there’s really no need for this reality show since we all know who has “Michael Jackson moves” like nobody else:

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