Emma Watson, whose brain is currently taking classes at Brown, wanted to booze it up at a football game like any other college student, but some hos at Harvard just wouldn’t let her get her buzz on in peace! They had to get in her LIFE!
Page Six reports that right before a game between Brown and Harvard, this blog post went up on The Harvard Voice’s website:
We will be Live-Tweetin’ the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!
When the game started, so did the Tweets! The Harvard Voice’s Twitter page busted out gems like: “Let’s go Hermione! Lolz” and “In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch.” After they finally found Emma in the stadium, they posted a picture of her and declared their mission a success. When some hos complained about the liveblog, The Voice’s editor said the whole thing was “blown out of proportion.”
This is my question, where were these eagle-eyed stalkers at Harvard when I went to see Harry Potter in Equus last year? While I was straining my damn eyeballs trying to find Harry’s peen in that dark ass theater, they could’ve used their skills to point that shit out to me right away. Seriously, they need to leave that Hermione girl alone and use their powers for good. Good like finding wizard dick in a dark theater.