KFat To Get KFatter For Celebrity Fit Club

If you went to Arby’s last night, they might have told you that they are out of everything. Well, that’s probably because KFed got there before you did. MSNBC’s The Scoop says that KFed has been shoveling pounds of everything into his pie hole so that he can get even FATTER! KFed thinks that if he is bigger than one of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s ass lips, he will be able to lose even more weight on Celebrity Fit Club which premieres on Vh1 this February. KFed is doing that new math.

A source said, “He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward. The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”

They’re going to need a bigger door.

If KFed grew a 9-inch dick that always stayed hard and shot out delicious pancakes that cured cancer, he would still not be likable to most people. So I’m not sure what he’s smoking (SPOILER ALERT: you know what he’s smoking).

And if KFed is really serious about gaining more chunk, he just needs to feast on one of Manuel Uribe’s ass farts. That’ll instantly put 50lbs of lard on his body.