Only kinky fuckery goes down at the ‘Fiesta DC’ Latino block-party and now here’s proof! Wonkette posted this picture of The Washington Post’s mascot getting dressed in a parking lot behind an apartment building while some chick (Monica Lewinsky?) helped him out. Don’t even try to figure out what ole’ boy on the right is doing. Let’s not travel to that land.
You thought pulling pubes out of your teeth after a beej session was annoying, can imagine what the furry fluffer had to go through after this shit? Homegirl probably got fleas in her mouth! Bitch had to chew on Frontline pills for days.
And you can tell by the look in the dog’s wonky eyes that she is all teeth. WHY! WHY? WHY!
P.S. – She was just helping him get dressed or sewing up a hole in his costume. I think.