“Fame Kills” Is Dead

October 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Lady CaCa and Gay Fish’sFame Kills” tour has officially been be-headed and now it’s running around the backyard looking for a mic to snatch. Live Nation announced that the show will not go on and they will refund all tickets.

They didn’t give a reason, but I’m guessing that there weren’t enough dressing rooms in any of the venues to house both of their egos. Shit, this planet is barely big enough to hold both of their egos. They will both have to start renting storage space on other planets soon.

But seriously, this is probably the result of yet another Kanye West hissy fit. He probably walked in on Lady CaCa in the middle of a tuck and took a good look at her erect hermie peen. This set him off, because we all know her dick is bigger than his. Kanye immediately starving waving his fins and shouting shit like, “WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BIG DICK AND I DON’T?! WHY DIDN’T ANYONE OFFER ME A BIG DICK?! I QUIT THIS BITCH!” That’s exactly what happened.

Source: Associated Press

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