Rumor has it that Madonna is supposed to make Baby Jesus her third husband later this year, but she wet queefed on that talk on Letterman last night. Vadge, who is slowly turning into Julie Masking, told Letterman that she would “rather get run over by a train than marry again.” You heard it here last! If Vadge ever puts a wedding ring on one of her bones, put on your conductor hat and get on board the Menopause Express bound for Vadgville! Although, she could probably crush the train by flexing just one of her roidy biceps.
Vadge also said she doesn’t eat any cheese. I guess this confirms that she makes Baby Jesus soak his crucipeen in a bowl of Kabbalah water before she goes at it.